I have absolutely no idea what to write. Whenever I need to use humor, I can’t, but when I don’t need to, I usually can. I think that this may be because of the pressure I place on myself when I am in a classroom. I am quite a logical person, so I don’t know why this happens. Anyway, on with my life story. I was born in a foreign, remote country known as New Zealand. You may have heard of it. It is known mainly because more sheep live there than people. Anyway, 13 long and boring years passed, until one day, an extraordinary event happened. I sat in my English class and wrote a short, enthralling story to be read and loved by all. This story would be an international bestseller. However, it isn’t this one. Keep waiting.